Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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