I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Randomize
