I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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