Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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