I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
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