K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
