he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
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