Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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