I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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