You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
i out mim tonsoeep
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