why didn't you poke me back
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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