Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
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