I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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