I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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