just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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