I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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