Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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