I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
A+ Viking dick
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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