? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
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