So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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