I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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