Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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