More tranny stories later!
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
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