Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
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