it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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