Where did you get a picture of my penis
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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