Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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