There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
