At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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