have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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