playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
this beer tastes like vomit already
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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