Me. At least after what I've been through.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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