well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
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