yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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