I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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