I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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