we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
we're making bets on your personal life
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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