I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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