would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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