Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
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