i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Holy sore nipples Batman
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
i out mim tonsoeep
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