Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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