I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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