I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
When I'm drunk i like to pretend my penis is zeus and instead of peeing i'm throwing lightning bolts into the toilet...it helps me focus.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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