id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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