is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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