I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I would ride that face into the sunset
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