just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
barbara walters just said penis...
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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