ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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