You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
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