Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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