nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
false alarm, still single
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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