so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
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