oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I'm sobbing to NWA
i believe in u and ur pee
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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