Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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